Countess Kate went vroom-vroom in a ‘land yachting’ go-kart at St. Andrews

Countess Kate went vroom-vroom in a ‘land yachting’ go-kart at St. Andrews

05/28/2021

You know who I feel sorry for? The new royal crisis managers, who started at the beginning of May. They obviously had their work cut out for them, and I can only imagine the threats and bribes they made to get the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge to do this Scottish trip. Kate wouldn’t even agree to go with William when he flew there last week! Kate put her lazy foot down and said “absolutely not!” But to her work-shy credit, she accepted their bribery (expensive jewelry, new wiglets, buttons galore) and showed up. But in several acts of “independence,” Kate must have demanded to wear her skintight jeggings repeatedly.

The only reason Kate could wear jeggings so often is because this tour is full of such lightweight activities as “wandering around Orkney” and “land yachting” and “drinking on a boat.” And that’s not even counting the fact that “watching football” and “watching Cruella” are also part of this tour’s public schedule. They’re like little kids. They refuse to do their assignments unless it’s “fun.”

So, here are some photos of Will and Kate – the Earl and Countess of Strathearn in Scotland – out in St. Andrews, on West Sands Beach. They were “land yachting” in those little go-karts. Kate seemed to be having a blast. Kate wore her beloved jeggings, a £159 Longshore Barbour jacket, £310 See by Chloe boots and a £115 Campbell’s of Beauly Fairisle sweater. The jacket and boots are repeats (they’ve been in her closet forever) but the sweater seems new. She’s doing this new style thing (new to her) where she wears a frilly-collared blouse underneath crewneck sweaters and it’s driving me crazy. It’s such a prissy look and it doesn’t “work” with the jeggings.

Also, no masks? We still don’t know if Kate has been vaccinated (she hasn’t publicly) and she’s out and about in Scotland, breathing on everybody and being breathed on. It’s so weird.

Photos courtesy of Avalon Red.

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