Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter Apple roasts her mom’s Goop-y morning routine

04/05/2021

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Apple’s got bite.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s 16-year-old daughter, Apple Martin, trolled her famous mom’s wellness-oriented morning routine on Goop’s TikTok account Sunday.

According to the teen, 48-year-old Paltrow’s day starts with GoopGlow Morning Skin Superpowder ($60), but not much in the way of actual food.

“She eats nothing except for dates and almond butter,” Apple joked, adding that her mother has been on a cleanse “since the day I was born, apparently.”

Next, the Goop founder’s daughter took aim at her costly skincare regimen.

“It’s 8 a.m., and she’s been doing this since 7 a.m.,” Apple narrated as Paltrow applied products to her face. “She just prances around the bathroom putting on her millions of Goopglow products for her glowing skin.”

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Finally, it’s time to get to work “making some more vagina eggs and candles … and vagina perfumes … and just everything vagina,” per Apple.

Goop captioned the hilarious clip, “When you get roasted by your gen z daughter…”

Despite the wisecracks, Apple seems to be a full fan of her mom’s product offerings. The same day, the teen shared her own a.m. skincare routine, incorporating the brand’s new GoopGlow Glow Lotion ($58).

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“I’m obsessed,” she said. “It really gives your skin this amazing glow. Since I have very dry skin, the Glow Lotion is so nice — it keeps me hydrated but not oily. It’s super lightweight.”⁣

Paltrow shares Apple — along with 14-year-old son Moses — with ex Chris Martin.